And when did you last see your father?

Today No Good Boyo looked unjustifiably pleased with himself.

What have you done? - I asked.

I feel like a king! - he said.

Explain! - I sighed.

Because my little girl is a princess... - he simpered.

I remain Cromwellian.

Bona Mong

Yes, this is No Good Boyo. Carries our child Arianrhod about, mixes reasonable brandy sours, can talk to taxi drivers. Otherwise, my judgement is pending.