Sunday, 25 November 2007

And when did you last see your father?

Today No Good Boyo looked unjustifiably pleased with himself.

What have you done? - I asked.

I feel like a king! - he said.

Explain! - I sighed.

Because my little girl is a princess... - he simpered.

I remain Cromwellian.


M C Ward said...

I am beginning to feel a tender-hearted compassion mixed with a burning rage...

Mrs Boyo said...

Your feelings are the result of over-stimulation and watching Latin American television.

I feel compassion for humanity, but little more than forensic curiosity about its representatives.