Some readers have confused me with Boyo's imaginary social secretary, and have passed on congratulations for his appearance on the normblog profile and his winning of some special needs Welsh blogging award.
"Does Boyo feel proud to have joined the blogging aristocracy?" petitioners have asked.
This autumn finds me uncharacteristically expansive as I cherish the falling leaves and house prices, so I am willing to reply to these broad inquiries.
Boyo's sole source of pride, judging by his all-too-public declarations, is that he is "hung like a Grand National winner".
Whatever one of those is.
