No Good Boyo has decided to beat the recession by diversifying his multimedia portfolio. He is writing a "sure fire" screenplay for a Hollywood film.
On Friday, after an extended lunchtime, he came up with the title - "Escape from Bikini Island".
Over the weekend he fretted that this did not meet his usual standards.
Last night he announced in triumph the new, improved title:
"No Escape from Bikini Island".
I pass this on without comment.
6 comments:
"No Escape from Bikini Atoll" would of course be more technically correct, but it probably still works as a story!
Why not call it: "The Attack Of The 7ft Bikini Woman". That might be more up his street?
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"No Escape From The Beer Cellar Of The Lesbian Vampires Of Bikini Island"
All he has to do now is choose the colour of the antimacassars.
Ta, Kevin, you've been reading my list of favourite films1
And that's the sequel sorted too.
I shall selflessly volunteer to do any required stunts when they make the film...
Please?
With all due respect, that Beer Cellar idea stinks.
Barrels of Pickles I could live with, but Beer? So overused...
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