Tuesday, 28 October 2008

The Sixth Art


No Good Boyo has decided to beat the recession by diversifying his multimedia portfolio. He is writing a "sure fire" screenplay for a Hollywood film.

On Friday, after an extended lunchtime, he came up with the title - "Escape from Bikini Island".

Over the weekend he fretted that this did not meet his usual standards.

Last night he announced in triumph the new, improved title:

"No Escape from Bikini Island".

I pass this on without comment.

6 comments:

Gadjo Dilo said...

"No Escape from Bikini Atoll" would of course be more technically correct, but it probably still works as a story!

scarlet-blue said...

Why not call it: "The Attack Of The 7ft Bikini Woman". That might be more up his street?
Sx

Kevin Musgrove said...

"No Escape From The Beer Cellar Of The Lesbian Vampires Of Bikini Island"

All he has to do now is choose the colour of the antimacassars.

No Good Boyo said...

Ta, Kevin, you've been reading my list of favourite films1

And that's the sequel sorted too.

Famulus said...

I shall selflessly volunteer to do any required stunts when they make the film...

Please?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

With all due respect, that Beer Cellar idea stinks.

Barrels of Pickles I could live with, but Beer? So overused...