No Good Boyo has decided to beat the recession by diversifying his multimedia portfolio. He is writing a "sure fire" screenplay for a Hollywood film.
On Friday, after an extended lunchtime, he came up with the title - "Escape from Bikini Island".
Over the weekend he fretted that this did not meet his usual standards.
Last night he announced in triumph the new, improved title:
"No Escape from Bikini Island".
I pass this on without comment.
